So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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