Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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