just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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