I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
her vagine was all disorganized.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
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