I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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