So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Randomize
