absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
You ate ashes out of my bong
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
Randomize
