You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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