I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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