Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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