Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
It's official drugs can't kill me
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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