Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
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