He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
Randomize
