so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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