What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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