She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
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