how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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