When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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