Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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