that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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