Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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