I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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