K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
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