I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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