No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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