even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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