Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Randomize
