it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Randomize
