Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
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