...so i touched it.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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