What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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