Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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