And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
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You. Win. At. Life.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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