The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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