why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
The adults are the big ones right?
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