i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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