our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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