I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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