Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
