normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
well you can't waste a boner
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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