Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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