i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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