i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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