Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Did you just see the Batmobile???
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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