can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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