How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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