I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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