Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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