So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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