I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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