what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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