SEEEEXXX PLEASE
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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