in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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